Funkosophy - A Funky Man's Philosophy. Pledge your grooveallegiance.
Below I have married the funk I love with the philosophic ideals I try to live by.
Funk In The Morning
Glory Be! The Funk's on me! - Rise, stretch & address powerful goodness.
Get up for the downstroke. Morning Groove Manuevers
Let the sun rise. Open your eyes & funkefize. Prioritize - On the one. Remember what is important & hit it on the one.
Moderation - Moderate the unfunky
BFTROI(Benjamin Franklin's 13 Rules Of Improvement): #1 Temperance - Eat not to dullness. Drink not to elevation.
BFTROI: #9 Moderation - Avoid extremes; forbear resenting injuries so much as you think they deserve.
Buddhisms 8 Precepts: #8 - I undertake the training rule to abstain from drinks and drugs that cause heedlessness.
Platonic Virtue: Moderation - Nothing in excess.
5th Precept of Taoism - Do not get intoxicated, but always think of pure conduct.
Truth & Funk
Don't fake the funk. Honor the truth.
Funkentelechy - Funk: A stink usually associated with sex, a feeling, a style of music, a way of life. Entelechy: A word coined by Aristotle to explain the process by which a species becomes most like itself. Funk. Become most like yourself. Funky as you wanna be. Authenticity is the key.
BFTROI: #7 Sincerity - Use no hurtful deceit; Think innocently and justly & if you speak, speak accordingly.
5th Commandment: Do not bare false witness against your neighbor.
4th Virtue of Bushido - Honesty.
BFTROI: #10 Cleanliness - Tolerate no uncleanliness in body, clothes or habitation.
Funk for thought
Free you mind. Your ass will follow. Daily meditation.
Don't let the placebo syndrome take hold. Always be skeptical.
Silence. Talkin' ain't saying a word.
BFTROI: #2 Silence - Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid trifling conversation.
Buddhisms 8 Precepts:
- #4 I undertake the training rule to abstain from false speech.
- #5 I undertake the training rule to abstain from harsh speech.
- #6 I undertake the training rule to abstain from malicious speech.
- #7 I undertake the training rule to abstain from useless speech.