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Funkosophy - A Funky Man's Philosophy. Pledge your grooveallegiance.

Below I have married the funk I love with the philosophic ideals I try to live by.

Funk In The Morning

Glory Be! The Funk's on me! - Rise, stretch & address powerful goodness.

Get up for the downstroke. Morning Groove Manuevers

Get Dressed.

Let the sun rise. Open your eyes & funkefize. Prioritize - On the one. Remember what is important & hit it on the one.

Moderation - Moderate the unfunky

Smokin' and drinkin' will slow your thinkin'.

J.R. - Just Right.

Only get under the influence of a groove.

BFTROI(Benjamin Franklin's 13 Rules Of Improvement): #1 Temperance - Eat not to dullness. Drink not to elevation.

BFTROI: #9 Moderation - Avoid extremes; forbear resenting injuries so much as you think they deserve.

Buddhisms 8 Precepts: #8 - I undertake the training rule to abstain from drinks and drugs that cause heedlessness.

Platonic Virtue: Moderation - Nothing in excess.

5th Precept of Taoism - Do not get intoxicated, but always think of pure conduct.

Truth & Funk

It ain't what you know, it's how you feel. Don't worry about being right, just be for real.

Don't fake the funk. Honor the truth.

A Funk a day keeps the nose away

Funkentelechy - Funk: A stink usually associated with sex, a feeling, a style of music, a way of life. Entelechy: A word coined by Aristotle to explain the process by which a species becomes most like itself. Funk. Become most like yourself. Funky as you wanna be. Authenticity is the key.

Release yourself. Don't fight the feelin'.

BFTROI: #7 Sincerity - Use no hurtful deceit; Think innocently and justly & if you speak, speak accordingly.

5th Commandment: Do not bare false witness against your neighbor.

4th Virtue of Bushido - Honesty.


If you don't work, you can't eat.

I've got a J.O.B. for my B.A.B.Whyyy?

Become a wizard of finance.


If you don't get it the first time, back up and try again.


Open the door, I'll get it myself.

Roto-Rooter, Bubbuh. Troubleshooter. DIY Fix-it man.

BFTROI: #10 Cleanliness - Tolerate no uncleanliness in body, clothes or habitation.

Aqua Boogie

Funk for thought

Free you mind. Your ass will follow. Daily meditation.

If you don't like the effects. Don't produce the cause.

Don't let the placebo syndrome take hold. Always be skeptical.

Silence. Talkin' ain't saying a word.

Body Language. Talkin' ain't saying a word.

Talkin' loud & saying nothin'.

BFTROI: #2 Silence - Speak not but what may benefit others or yourself; avoid trifling conversation.

Buddhisms 8 Precepts: